A couple of weeks ago, I went to a night club for a pre bachelor party. It had been at least a decade since the last time I set foot in one. I hated it. I hated every damn second we were there. I’m not even ashamed to say I have become too old for that shit. The music was way too loud and nothing I was familiar with. It was dark and crowded one minute then suddenly there would be too many lights and I couldn’t find the guys I came with. The drinks were all over priced and my head was hurting way too bad to bother with flirting.

I was relieved when we decided to leave and go to Denny’s for a bite to eat instead. I stopped at a gas station on the way to pick up some extra strength aspirin.

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